Joke

bought magazine every month that it name is Maxim Thailand. I like column "Well, we laughed" It talk about joke. You can sand your joke to contest and if you win that you will receive 1000 bath. I would like to tell you a little bit about joke.

"Good Health"
Women walk to old man that he sits at balcony of his house
Women: Sorry! I see uncle look happy very much. I want to know why uncle has long life and
happy life.
Old man: I smoke cigarette 3 packets per 1 day and drink beer 12 bottles.
Women: Wow!!! Unbelievable…….How old are you.
Old man: twenty-six years old
Women: -.-!!!!!!

"Psychology warfare"
Psychology war between Russia and U.S.A. Russia want teenager of U.S.A. shrink back in fear teenager of Russia so President talk with psychologist.
Psychologist: We should to order condom to U.S.A.
President: How are about result
Psychologist: Sure! We must to specify order that Russia want "condom" size is diameter
4" and long 1 foot.
White house: Oh! It very trouble for teenager in U.S.A.
Psychologist: I have a way out. We make condom for Russia but write side box that "condom
make in U.S.A. Medium Size"

"I love you…..darling"
Wife: I shouldn’t to decide to married with you. You pay attention Liverpool more tha
me.
Husband: Oh…..darling! You shouldn’t to think about that. May be I pay attention you less
than Liverpool but I love you more than Man U.

"Third human"
Teacher: Today, I would like to tell you about how were the Adam and Eve born in the world.
Student: Teacher! I know about Adam and Eve but I would like to know how was the thir
human born?